Weight log: 205 lbs
10. Having to wear mittens and wool socks to bed to keep my aching digits warm enough to not wake me up.
9. Not being able to ‘take advantage’ of my wife’s life-stage related warmth to reduce our heating costs this winter.
8. Not getting any ‘body-size’ sympathy from female cops about my lack of seatbelt use.
7. Lost friendship with my former tailor from the tent and awning company.
6. Having enough loose floppy arm-pit skin to involuntarily (and often in the most inappropriate situations) produce those arm-pit farts that I could never pull off as a boy.
5. The way my now protruding bum bones make sitting on unpadded benches in church a greater challenge for the minister to have a good sermon.
4. Having to learn an appreciation for the number of beats per minute in electronic/dance/trance music. (my latest music purchase: The Biggest Loser Latin Dance Workout Mix)
3. Not being able to claim outrageous weight loss methods in response to the ever popular, “So how did you do it?” question.
2. No longer possessing the same threatening cache as potential member of any human blanket/Tuna fish/dog pile.
1. Did I mention the loose skin?