Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Discover your needs

My blog buddy Nathan (is it okay to call you that) showed me how the internet can help you discover and prioritize all the things you NEED in your life. Simply type your name and the word ‘needs’ into your search engine and away you go…
Look how helpful this was for me:

Dale needs a valium
Dale needs to patiently explain this behavior and the problems it is creating.
Dale needs to make sure that he fully understands the positions.
Dale needs supervision by the graduate students.
Dale needs the work.
Dale needs to stay.
Dale needs to be recognized by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Dale needs to manipulate and store more complex images on site.
Dale needs the support of the bear community as he faces these troubles.
Dale needs to have a bomb put in his car.
Dale needs to be more careful with his language.
Dale needs to make a change.
Dale needs an updated list of the membership and also a financial.
Dale needs to be read.
Dale needs to stay with her until the baby comes.
Dale needs to hang back in his closet.
Dale needs no defenders.

8 comments:

Proffreezer said...

Patrick needs to win a race to keep from becoming a pretty face
Patrick needs to change style
Patrick needs your help acquiring penicillin
Patrick needs You!
Patrick needs ongoing therapy
Patrick needs to repent
Patrick needs a very patient family
Patrick needs some credit
Patrick NEEDS HELP!!!!!!!
Patrick needs to think about something else
Patrick needs to make full use of his …
Patrick needs to win.

officehourthoughts said...

I'm honored to be called your blog buddy

Increasing... said...

i got penicillin

Jan said...

Jan needs a Man
Jan needs to talk to Lance
Jan needs to write that excellent book
Jan needs our support! Obesity and Neurological Disorders
Jan needs a NEW MAN
Jan needs to work in order to make $350

Teach said...

143,000,000 hits in 0.04 seconds!!okay way too many for me, guess my name is too common or something. A few highlights though are:
James needs posters, filmography, news and forums.
James needs a hat petition.
James needs YOUR COKE.
James needs to deliver a knockout.
James needs to point out the university's policies and goals.
James needs some LOVE.

Anonymous said...

It appears I have many needs, but the one I must meet right now is this one...
Hilda needs to get back to work

Increasing... said...

more villians to bash the goodies

that is rich
you do need a Savior

Proffreezer said...

Mo - I've got a set of balls, but I'm a little attached to them right now.