Friday, March 3, 2006

In the Spirit of the Academy Awards...

I am sending out another CLEAR MUG to Paul Morgun. Paul has accepted Chuck Norris into his life as his personal martial arts guru. Paul doesn't remeber exactly when this all took place which has made his acceptance into the CHURCH OF CHUCK NORRIS a contentious issue for exissiting members. Paul made up for his lack of date and time by kissing this picture of CHUCK NORRIS.

For many years Paul wandered in darkness acknowledging only Chuck Girard. A hip Christian crooner of early eighties. But Paul has seen the light - no that's not it. the light has been magnitized by reality of CHUCK NORRIS in Paul's life. Sorry.

So way to go Paul - you get the cup.

Stay tuned more cups to be awarded soon...

7 comments:

Paul Morgun said...

excellent Dale...iwould like to thank my family, my friends all that have been there fo rme during ther trying times...it wasnt easy but we made it happen...and now...most of all i would like to thank Chuck Norris...for realizing when it is too cold in saskatchewan by simply turning the sun UP...he created warmer climate and global wamring...


PS- CHuck has also made it into our church bulletin..in the youth section...and was mentioned by name from pulpit by Jeff...the legend continues...

Incoming... said...

wow are you guys postmodern?

Paul Morgun said...

arent we all?

Incoming... said...

the bigger question is whether Chuck is

Paul Morgun said...

of course...

Incoming... said...

well you would know

mark said...

Did you hear that Chuck's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Ever!