Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Burton's List

Canadian Versions of Reality TV

Are you smarter than an American?
-answer correctly a series of questions that Americans have failed to answer correctly
The Next Great Self-Depricating Seal Hunter
-try not to get too excited about the size of you gun
The Amazing Avalanche
-ride a series of avalances intentionally set off at various locales in the Rockies. Snowshoe between destinations.
Extreme Micro Brewery Make Over
-duh invent a beer and have your company bought out by a large american conglomerate. and then create TV commercials that claim your distinctive Canadian taste and tradition... see here
Start my Ride
-find a vehicle on the side of the Trans-Canada and get it started in a blinding blizzard
Job or No Job
-pick a job from a high school job fair and spend the rest of your life working 21 different other jobs to see if you really picked the right one.
The Enthusiast: Winnipeg
-get excited about being warm in winter and West Nile free in Summer
The Prime-Minister
-refuse any emotional engagement even though survey after survey reveals your country as the best.


all this was inspired the friendly reparte of this post

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