they've got a strong team going to torino this year. Their coffee team alone could bring home some gold (notice I did not say medals - it might for that matter be... ...teeth). Obviously, you may wonder how a country locked in by the very warm breezes of the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico could ever field a WINTER olympics team. Well this bugger of a little tropical country has gone innovative and used the affects of global warming to it's benefit. A couple years ago when hurricanes turned their eastern slopes into giant mud slides the governments athletic association realized that the techniques used by the survivors to escape the land slides could prove valuable in sports such as luge, skiing around them red flags, and speed skating...
After renting about a thousand copies of the movie about the Jamaican bobsled team through their cartel buddy in Wachingtonne Dt.C., they planned a giant movie night along side their regular Friday Night AK 47 Firing-Into-The-Air-Party and voila-the Nicaraguan Winter Olympic Team.
so since that is my homeland you know where my allegiance will lie during these enigmatic days showcasing human achievement...
Soy puro pinolero Nicaraguense por gracia de Dios!
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