hey it's that time of year again
the time when you pay more attention to when
instead of when your local
yeah probably going to spend more time relating to people in line at
then we will with the good folks in
and that's okay after all we're gonna need some extra
to figure out our
And I mean come on we've got
all figured out.
Of course given the looming
one thing is for sure.
We gotta make sure that these guys
are definately not
So let's stick to figuring out Aunt Betsy's recipe for
cause we've all got sewn up in a nice little package (tighter than CSI)
And you know we don't like no
in our religion. We have a hard enough time deciding between
and we got some Kyoto freak yelling at us about putting up our
cause it might affect
and we've got heck of time explaining how
gets in through
to think about any kind of mystery associated with God Incarnate.
So pull on a cup of
and bite off the leg of a
Why you might even put up a holiday
remember it's HOLIDAY not Christmas
wouldn't want to offend the
and take a gander under the yuletide bush and count the number of
with your name on them. And low is that the festive
you smell. Don't worry these
can't smell it
They won't be waddling up to your family table begging for your
I don't want you to think me a
with this sarcastic little tome. My point is that there is probably just as much wood in
as there is in
and they probably kinda need to go together...
so have a MERRY WHAT-EVER-YOU-WANT-TO-CALL-IT Everybody!