What's wrong with adults? - A Response

Youth: Why do you have to be clueless about so much of the new stuff.
Adult: quite frankly I think I am doing fine at keeping up with all the new fad and gizmos - you guys seem to be so savvy about.
Youth: I don't know man. It's hard to take you seriously when you are pretty much ignorant of all this 'new fangled stuff'. Seriously, and the first thing you always seem to do whenever you get locked on to some new aspect of newness is slam it as some vehicle of Satan. Come on man...
Adult: Gosh, i miss rugby pants, tied-around-the-neck knitter sweaters, cassettes, and the Comodore 64...