Monday, October 17, 2005

God wrote this...

in the liner notes of the destiny's child album SURVIVOR Beyonce Knowles let's the world know that God wrote the songs for this album including these words:
Move your body up and down (whoo) Make your booty touch the
ground (whoo) I can't
help but wonder why My vibe's too vibealacious for you
babe I shake my jelly
at every chance When I whip with my hips you slip into
a trance I'm hoping
you can handle all this jelly that I have


for the song Bootylicious. I didn't know that God was into that smack but hey. I'm just glad there's nothing we can do about it. Becuase you konw when the Lord starts writing our music for us it only ever always ends up being a smash hit - whether in the charts or in the chapel.
Of course we are helpless beings who have no effect on our culture cause it is such a big bad bully always beating us into submission. I mean why else would I buy a Nelly Furtado album. Oh man I don't know if I shoulda been that honest. I'll go back in my corner now...

7 comments:

Clinton said...

I can certainly understand Knowles not wanting to take the credit for those lyrics .... I guess the question that begs to be asked is "who exactly is her god"?

Incoming... said...

apparently the same one you and i claim to honor. it wold be nice if it were a different god cause then we'd all be off the hook...

Jerry said...

If God wrote it, it's canon. Where should we put? After Song of Songs?

Incoming... said...

i don't know Jerry it sounds more like eschetological prophecy so maybe these are really those missing verses from Hannaniah 3.

Jerry said...

Nice.

roverT said...

It's amazing, you think you know God, and then you get something like this. He truly is unknowable!

Incoming... said...

i think we got a whole new theology of shake emerging here - i wonder if that is dispensational...