A Song for Twelve degrees in August

There was no one who
Brought you to your knees
Boot to the head
Like you’re out for revenge
You pesky rat
Like it wasn’t enough for you to chase the sun
To make the white dark
White
There was no one who
Danced on your grave
Taunted you like a defeated fat old school yard bully
Smiled at your sudden demise
For your make-believe oppression thru the sun break
To make the red skin
Brown
Back off winter
Chill
Relax
Inhabit those deep dark places
Where your icy schemes conceived antidotes like
Coffee
And what happens between the duvet and the posturepedic
Go back there
Till the dusk stretched sun has made us all to inebriated to remember
Your frigid handshake at the door

MCSWEENEY'S LISTS

OtherLong-Standing Feuds I'd Like to See Explored in a Commercial à la"Hi, I'm a Mac" ..."And I'm a PC."
BY JESSE BENJAMIN
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"Hi, I'm Dad's Root Beer." "And I'm RC Cola."
"Hi, I'm the Misfits." "And I'm Glenn Danzig's solo career."
"Hi, I'm buying alcohol." "And I'm paying rent."
"Hi, I'm Long Island." "And I'm New Jersey."
"Hi, I'm the Internet." "And I'm Doing Something Productive With My Free Time."
"Hi, I'm Lactose Intolerance." "And I'm Lactose Tolerance."
"Hi, I'm buying alcohol." "And I'm paying off student loans."
"Hi, I'm Woody Allen's 1989 film Crimes and Misdemeanors." "And I'm Woody Allen's 2005 film Match Point."
"Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a Golden Delicious."

some of my own additions:

"Hi I'm a Dispensationalist." "And I'm anything but..."

Hi, I'm a just war theorist" "And I fight for peace, man!"

add your own...